Totally Fake Dispensaries in South Dakota
420 Phantom Blvd, Sioux Falls, SD 57101
605-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Sioux Falls, SD 57104
605-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Rapid City, SD 57701
605-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Rapid City, SD 57702
605-555-0404
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Pheasant Plain Rd, Aberdeen, SD 57401
605-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Jackrabbit Junction, Brookings, SD 57006
605-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Waterfowl Way, Watertown, SD 57201
605-555-0707
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Corn Palace Crescent, Mitchell, SD 57301
605-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 River Road Reverie, Yankton, SD 57078
605-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Missouri Mirage Blvd, Pierre, SD 57501
605-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 State Fair Fiction Rd, Huron, SD 57350
605-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Billboard Blaze Blvd, Rapid City, SD 57703
605-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Sioux River Road, Sioux Falls, SD 57103
605-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Crazy Horse Crescent, Rapid City, SD 57701
605-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 James River Junction, Aberdeen, SD 57402
605-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Capitol Ave Cannabis Ct, Pierre, SD 57501
605-555-1616
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Mediator Circle, Brookings, SD 57007
605-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Kampeska Lake Rd, Watertown, SD 57201
605-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Prairie Passage, Mitchell, SD 57301
605-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Lewis and Clark Liftoff, Yankton, SD 57078
605-555-2020
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Presidential-grade Blue Dream grown in the fictional shadow of four granite p...
by Rushmore Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush as stark and powerful as the Badlands buttes. Earthy, piney, ...
by Badlands Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid grown in the pheasant fields of fictional South Dakota....
by Pheasant Country Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as tenacious as a SD prairie coyote. Resinous and wild, fictional ...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Mitchell's fictional cannabis corridor. As el...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as legendary as the Wall Drug signs that promise it 75 miles ...
by Wall Drug Weed Works
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake grown fictionally in the fertile river bottom of South Dak...
by Missouri River Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato as smooth as Black Hills granite, grown fictionally among the p...
by Black Hills Bud Co
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez in the presidential spirit. South Dakota's imaginary rainbow ...
by Rushmore Reserve Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as layered and unexpected as the Badlands themselves. Candy swe...
by Badlands Sativa Works
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally under the prairie night sky of South Da...
by Coyote Indica Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as wide and frosty as the Missouri River in January. Fictional pr...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Rushmore Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Rushmore Reserve Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Badlands Bud Bar Sioux Falls
Hosted by: Badlands Black Hash Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Black Hills Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Black Hills Bud Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Sioux Falls Falls Park Cannabis Club
Hosted by: Coyote Creek Live Resin
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Aberdeen Prairie Herb Stop
Hosted by: Prairie Rosin Press Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Brookings Bud House
Hosted by: Pheasant Country Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Watertown Wetlands Dispensary
Hosted by: Watertown Wetlands Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Mitchell Corn Palace Cannabis
Hosted by: Corn Palace Concentrate Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Yankton Missouri River Dispensary
Hosted by: Missouri River Organics
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Pierre Capital Cannabis
Hosted by: Wall Drug Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)