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Brookings Campus Cannabis Corner

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Brookings' second fictional cannabis corner serving SDSU's imaginary cannabis student body near the university's fictional compliance office.

17 Mediator Circle, Brookings, SD 57007
605-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Coyote Indica GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally under the prairie night sky of South Da...
by Coyote Indica Gardens
Pheasant Country Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry sativa flushed from fictional SD pheasant fields. The cough ...
by Pheasant Country Cannabis
Pheasant Country Prairie Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 4pk brownies
Rich prairie brownies baked in Pheasant Country's fictional SD cannabis kitch...
by Pheasant Country Baked Goods
Pheasant Country Honey Corn Cookies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$28.00 / 4pk cookies
Honey corn cookies from the fictional Pheasant Country cannabis bakehouse. Pr...
by Pheasant Country Baked Goods
Pheasant Country Jack Herer Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Classic Jack Herer pre-roll rolled in the spirit of South Dakota's pheasant h...
by Pheasant Country Smoke Works
Pheasant Country Wedding Cake Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 23.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wedding Cake pre-roll rolled in the spirit of pheasant season. Less shooting,...
by Pheasant Country Smoke Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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