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Black Hills Leaf Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Rapid City's premier fictional dispensary in the gateway to the Black Hills and entirely imaginary cannabis country.

7 Wishful Way, Rapid City, SD 57701
605-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Black Hills Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato as smooth as Black Hills granite, grown fictionally among the p...
by Black Hills Bud Co
Black Hills Sunrise Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Spicy Jack Herer harvested at fictional Black Hills sunrise. Inspiring as the...
by Black Hills Sunrise Flower Co
Black Hills AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Award-winning hybrid as powerful as the Sturgis Rally and as imaginary as SD'...
by Black Hills Bud Co
Black Hills Sunrise Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry and tropical indica forbidden in the pine canopy of South Dakota's Bla...
by Black Hills Sunrise Flower Co
Black Hills Shatter Gorilla Glue
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter as transparent as a Black Hills night sky and as fict...
by Black Hills Shatter Works
Black Hills Live Resin MAC 1
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen MAC 1 live resin from the Black Hills' fictional pine-forest fla...
by Black Hills Live Resin Lab
Black Hills Shatter Ice Cream Cake
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream Ice Cream Cake shatter as clear as Black Hills granite and fict...
by Black Hills Shatter Works
Black Hills Sparkling Water
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$17.00 / 12oz can
Sparkling cannabis water as clear as a Black Hills spring stream and as legal...
by Black Hills Sparkling Cannabis Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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