Mitchell Corn Palace Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Mitchell's fictional Corn Palace-themed cannabis shop. Almost as famous as the Corn Palace, nowhere near as real.
5 Corn Palace Crescent, Mitchell, SD 57301
605-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Mitchell's fictional cannabis corridor. As el...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as elaborate as the Corn Palace and as real as everything...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward Biscotti decorated as elaborately as the Corn Palace facade — ...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure Runtz distillate from Mitchell's fictional Corn Palace extraction ...
by Corn Palace Distillate Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Corn-inspired candy gummies from Mitchell's most fictional cannabis attractio...
by Corn Palace Gummy Garden
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Caramel corn chews from the fictional Corn Palace cannabis kitchen in Mitchel...
by Corn Palace Gummy Garden
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Trainwreck infused from the Corn Palace Torch line. As elaborately decorated ...
by Corn Palace Torch Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 23.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Apple Fritter cone from the Corn Palace Torch line. Sweet as the palace mosai...
by Corn Palace Torch Pre-Rolls