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Aberdeen Northern Herb Co

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Aberdeen's second fictional dispensary for northern South Dakota residents who imagine a world with cannabis as plentiful as pheasants.

55 James River Junction, Aberdeen, SD 57402
605-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Coyote Creek Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as tenacious as a SD prairie coyote. Resinous and wild, fictional ...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as vast as the South Dakota night sky and as wild as the prairie...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Gelato Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from Coyote Creek's fictional prairie extracti...
by Coyote Creek Extract House
Coyote Prairie Wild Plum Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Wild prairie plum gummies from SD's fictional coyote berry patches. Tart like...
by Coyote Prairie Edibles
Coyote Prairie Chokecherry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
SD chokecherry gummies from Coyote Prairie's fictional berry patch cannabis c...
by Coyote Prairie Edibles
Coyote Creek Sleep Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 8.0%
$52.00 / 5pk patches
Nighttime sleep patches for the South Dakota insomniac who howls at the ficti...
by Coyote Creek Patch Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️