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Mitchell Prairie Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Mitchell's second fictional cannabis dispensary serving the central South Dakota prairie community with imaginary farm-to-fiction strains.

19 Prairie Passage, Mitchell, SD 57301
605-555-1919 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Corn Palace Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Mitchell's fictional cannabis corridor. As el...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Corn Palace Trainwreck
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as elaborate as the Corn Palace and as real as everything...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Corn Palace Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward Biscotti decorated as elaborately as the Corn Palace facade — ...
by Corn Palace Cannabis Co
Corn Palace Distillate Runtz Cart
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure Runtz distillate from Mitchell's fictional Corn Palace extraction ...
by Corn Palace Distillate Works
Missouri River Purple Punch Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Refined Purple Punch distillate as purple as a SD river sunset and as fiction...
by Corn Palace Distillate Works
Corn Palace Corn Candy Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Corn-inspired candy gummies from Mitchell's most fictional cannabis attractio...
by Corn Palace Gummy Garden
Corn Palace Caramel Corn Chews
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Caramel corn chews from the fictional Corn Palace cannabis kitchen in Mitchel...
by Corn Palace Gummy Garden
Corn Palace Torch Trainwreck Infused
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Trainwreck infused from the Corn Palace Torch line. As elaborately decorated ...
by Corn Palace Torch Pre-Rolls

Satire Ends Here

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