Sioux Falls Falls Park Cannabis Club
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Sioux Falls' Falls Park-adjacent fictional cannabis club where the Big Sioux River meets SD's imaginary cannabis culture.
6 Sioux River Road, Sioux Falls, SD 57103
605-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush as stark and powerful as the Badlands buttes. Earthy, piney, ...
by Badlands Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez in the presidential spirit. South Dakota's imaginary rainbow ...
by Rushmore Reserve Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing mango sativa for the South Dakota outdoor enthusiast who imagines ...
by Badlands Botanicals
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 63.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Rushmore GSC, pressed into monumental rosin wit...
by Rushmore Hash Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Badlands Extract's fictional western SD lab....
by Badlands Extract Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / 6pk candies
Hard cherry rock candy as enduring as Mount Rushmore granite and as fictional...
by Rushmore Rock Candy Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / 6pk candies
Hard lemon rock candy from Rushmore Rock Candy Co's fictional granite-inspire...
by Rushmore Rock Candy Co
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$46.00 / 4oz lotion
Recovery lotion for the fictional muscles of South Dakota's imaginary Sturgis...
by Rushmore Soothe Topicals