Watertown Wetlands Dispensary

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Watertown's fictional wetlands dispensary for northeast South Dakotans who imagine waterfowl and cannabis coexisting in harmony.

77 Waterfowl Way, Watertown, SD 57201

605-555-0707 (not a real number)

Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Badlands Runtz

Flower / Hybrid

THC 26.5%

$60.00 / 1/8 oz

Premium Runtz as layered and unexpected as the Badlands themselves. Candy swe...

by Badlands Sativa Works

Badlands Blue Dream Wax

Concentrate / Wax

THC 71.0%

$55.00 / 1g

Creamy Blue Dream wax from Badlands Extract's fictional desolate prairie lab....

by Badlands Extract Co

Badlands Wild Berry Soda

Edibles / Beverage

THC 5.0%

$16.00 / 12oz can

Wild prairie berry soda from the Badlands' fictional bloom season. Unexpected...

by Badlands Berry Soda Co

Badlands Prairie Sarsaparilla Soda

Edibles / Beverage

THC 5.0%

$16.00 / 12oz can

Old West sarsaparilla cannabis soda for the fictional Badlands cowboy. What t...

by Badlands Berry Soda Co

Badlands Warming Trail Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 8.0%

$50.00 / 2oz salve

Capsaicin warming salve for the fictional Badlands hiker at the end of an ima...

by Badlands Natural Salve Co

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Watertown Wetlands Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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