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Mount Rushmore Cannabis Corner

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Rapid City's second fictional dispensary positioned for Black Hills tourists who imagine a different South Dakota.

100 Green Dream Ave, Rapid City, SD 57702
605-555-0404 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Rushmore Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Presidential-grade Blue Dream grown in the fictional shadow of four granite p...
by Rushmore Premium Cannabis
Rushmore Reserve Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez in the presidential spirit. South Dakota's imaginary rainbow ...
by Rushmore Reserve Farms
Rushmore Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as surprising as a pineapple in the Black Hills. Imaginary an...
by Rushmore Premium Cannabis
Rushmore Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as purple as the Black Hills at dusk. Presidential quality...
by Rushmore Reserve Farms
Rushmore Rosin OG Live Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Presidential-cold-pressed rosin from fictional Rushmore flower. Monumental te...
by Rushmore Rosin Press
Rushmore Rosin Mimosa Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Rushmore Rosin. Presidential ...
by Rushmore Rosin Press
Rushmore Four Flavor Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Four presidential flavors in one gummy pack. Washington cherry, Jefferson pea...
by Rushmore Gummy Works
Rushmore Gummy Peach Rings
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Peach ring gummies from Rushmore's fictional four-president presidential cand...
by Rushmore Gummy Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️