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Missouri River Hybrid Farm

Bridging SD's prairie and Badlands in one fictional plant

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Missouri River Hybrid Farm breeds hybrids that capture the balance between South Dakota's eastern plains and western buttes. Fictionally.

Flower

Products by Missouri River Hybrid Farm

Missouri River Hybrid White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as wide and frosty as the Missouri River in January. Fictional pr...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Missouri River Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm as a South Dakota river sunset. Sherbet colors, fictio...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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