Yankton Missouri River Dispensary
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Yankton's imaginary riverside dispensary where the Missouri River meets South Dakota's entirely fictional cannabis ambitions.
42 River Road Reverie, Yankton, SD 57078
605-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake grown fictionally in the fertile river bottom of South Dak...
by Missouri River Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as wide and frosty as the Missouri River in January. Fictional pr...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa grown fictionally along the banks of South Dakota's most...
by Missouri River Herb House
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm as a South Dakota river sunset. Sherbet colors, fictio...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin from SD's fictional river basin extracti...
by Missouri River Live Resin Co
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Refined Purple Punch distillate as purple as a SD river sunset and as fiction...
by Corn Palace Distillate Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Wild berry gummies from the fictional riverside berry patches of South Dakota...
by Missouri River Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry gummies from the fictional riverside blueberry patches of South Dak...
by Missouri River Gummies