Pierre Gateway Cannabis
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Pierre's gateway fictional dispensary near the Missouri River where the capital city imagines a different cannabis future.
16 Capitol Ave Cannabis Ct, Pierre, SD 57501
605-555-1616 (not a real number)
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake grown fictionally in the fertile river bottom of South Dak...
by Missouri River Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as wide and frosty as the Missouri River in January. Fictional pr...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm as a South Dakota river sunset. Sherbet colors, fictio...
by Missouri River Hybrid Farm
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin from SD's fictional river basin extracti...
by Missouri River Live Resin Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Wild berry gummies from the fictional riverside berry patches of South Dakota...
by Missouri River Gummies
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$50.00 / 4oz lotion
River-herb lotion for the fictional muscles of South Dakota's imaginary river...
by Missouri River Relief Labs
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 32.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused Gelato blunt dipped in fictional South Dakota live resin from the Mis...
by Missouri River Infused Joint Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 29.0%
$26.00 / 1 pre-roll
Strawberry Cough infused pre-roll dipped in fictional SD live resin. Cough ac...
by Missouri River Infused Joint Lab