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Yankton Lakeside Smoke Society

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Yankton's lakeside fictional smoke society where Lewis and Clark once explored and cannabis once imagined a different Missouri River.

20 Lewis and Clark Liftoff, Yankton, SD 57078
605-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Wall Drug Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet Apple Fritter for the I-90 traveler who stopped at Wall Drug for the fi...
by Wall Drug Reserve Cannabis
Wall Drug Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy breakfast hybrid from Wall Drug's fictional cannabis menu. Free coffee...
by Wall Drug Weed Works
Wall Drug I-90 Caramels
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Buttery caramels available at the fictional Wall Drug Cannabis Annex. Exit 11...
by Wall Drug Caramel Co
Wall Drug Honey Oat Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$28.00 / 4pk brownies
Honey oat brownies from Wall Drug's fictional cannabis annex. Stop at exit I-...
by Wall Drug Caramel Co
Missouri River Arthritis Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 9.0%
$50.00 / 2oz salve
Joint salve for fictional Missouri River valley workers whose imaginary aches...
by Missouri River Relief Labs
Coyote Howl Wedding Cake Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$20.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wedding Cake blunt wrapped with Coyote Howl's signature hemp leaf. Howls with...
by Coyote Howl Blunt Co
Wall Drug Pre-Roll GSC Trio
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 23.0%
$28.00 / 3pk pre-rolls
Three GSC pre-rolls for three imaginary I-90 rest stops. Wall Drug delivers c...
by Wall Drug Pre-Roll Stop
Coyote Howl GMO Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 26.0%
$20.00 / 1 pre-roll
GMO blunt with garlic terpenes from Coyote Howl. Pungent as a coyote den, ima...
by Coyote Howl Blunt Co

Satire Ends Here

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