Watertown Lake Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Watertown's lakeside fictional dispensary on the shores of Lake Kampeska, where fishing and imaginary cannabis coexist peacefully.
18 Kampeska Lake Rd, Watertown, SD 57201
605-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa grown fictionally along the banks of South Dakota's most...
by Missouri River Herb House
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Do-Si-Dos as frosty as a South Dakota winter and as fictional as a coyo...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie-forward Biscotti live resin from Coyote Creek's fictional prairie extr...
by Coyote Creek Extract House
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry gummies from the fictional riverside blueberry patches of South Dak...
by Missouri River Gummies
Topicals / Patch
THC 10.0%
$55.00 / 5pk patches
Transdermal prairie patches as wild and resourceful as the coyote itself. Ima...
by Coyote Creek Patch Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 31.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
MAC 1 infused blunt from the Missouri River Joint Lab's fictional SD riversid...
by Missouri River Infused Joint Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 21.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
AK-47 blunt from Coyote Howl. Award-winning imagination, wrapped in fictional...
by Coyote Howl Blunt Co