Rushmore Green Dispensary
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Sioux Falls' most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving South Dakota's largest city with fictional cannabis from fictional Black Hills farms.
420 Phantom Blvd, Sioux Falls, SD 57101
605-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Presidential-grade Blue Dream grown in the fictional shadow of four granite p...
by Rushmore Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as surprising as a pineapple in the Black Hills. Imaginary an...
by Rushmore Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as purple as the Black Hills at dusk. Presidential quality...
by Rushmore Reserve Farms
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Presidential-cold-pressed rosin from fictional Rushmore flower. Monumental te...
by Rushmore Rosin Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 63.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Rushmore GSC, pressed into monumental rosin wit...
by Rushmore Hash Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Rushmore Rosin. Presidential ...
by Rushmore Rosin Press
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Four presidential flavors in one gummy pack. Washington cherry, Jefferson pea...
by Rushmore Gummy Works
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / 6pk candies
Hard cherry rock candy as enduring as Mount Rushmore granite and as fictional...
by Rushmore Rock Candy Co