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Rapid City Wall Drug Cannabis Stop

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Rapid City's Wall Drug-themed fictional cannabis stop. 5 cent coffee, imaginary cannabis. 75 miles from Wall.

8 Billboard Blaze Blvd, Rapid City, SD 57703
605-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Wall Drug Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as legendary as the Wall Drug signs that promise it 75 miles ...
by Wall Drug Weed Works
Wall Drug Reserve Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa 75 miles from anywhere. Wall Drug's fictional cannabis promise de...
by Wall Drug Reserve Cannabis
Black Hills Sunrise Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry and tropical indica forbidden in the pine canopy of South Dakota's Bla...
by Black Hills Sunrise Flower Co
Wall Drug Diamond THCA Zkittlez
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 86.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamonds as bright as Wall Drug's promise and as real as the 75-mile ima...
by Wall Drug Diamond Co
Black Hills Shatter Ice Cream Cake
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream Ice Cream Cake shatter as clear as Black Hills granite and fict...
by Black Hills Shatter Works
Black Hills Pine Berry Lemonade
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Pine berry lemonade from Black Hills Sparkling's fictional highland spring-fe...
by Black Hills Sparkling Cannabis Co
Black Hills Pine Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 6.0%
$45.00 / 2oz balm
Pine and cannabis balm from the fictional ponderosa highlands of the Black Hi...
by Black Hills Balm Co
Wall Drug Torch Runtz Infused
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 35.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Runtz infused pre-roll from Wall Drug's fictional I-90 Cannabis Annex. Availa...
by Wall Drug Pre-Roll Stop

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