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Pierre Capital Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

South Dakota's capital city finally gets a fictional dispensary. Positioned near the legislature where cannabis reform goes to be ignored.

9 Missouri Mirage Blvd, Pierre, SD 57501
605-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Wall Drug Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as legendary as the Wall Drug signs that promise it 75 miles ...
by Wall Drug Weed Works
Wall Drug Reserve Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa 75 miles from anywhere. Wall Drug's fictional cannabis promise de...
by Wall Drug Reserve Cannabis
Wall Drug Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet Apple Fritter for the I-90 traveler who stopped at Wall Drug for the fi...
by Wall Drug Reserve Cannabis
Wall Drug Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy breakfast hybrid from Wall Drug's fictional cannabis menu. Free coffee...
by Wall Drug Weed Works
Wall Drug Diamond THCA Zkittlez
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 86.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamonds as bright as Wall Drug's promise and as real as the 75-mile ima...
by Wall Drug Diamond Co
Wall Drug I-90 Caramels
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Buttery caramels available at the fictional Wall Drug Cannabis Annex. Exit 11...
by Wall Drug Caramel Co
Wall Drug Honey Oat Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$28.00 / 4pk brownies
Honey oat brownies from Wall Drug's fictional cannabis annex. Stop at exit I-...
by Wall Drug Caramel Co
Wall Drug Torch Runtz Infused
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 35.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Runtz infused pre-roll from Wall Drug's fictional I-90 Cannabis Annex. Availa...
by Wall Drug Pre-Roll Stop

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️