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Huron Harvest Herb Co

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Huron's fictional cannabis herb shop for South Dakota State Fair attendees who imagine a very different agricultural exhibit.

101 State Fair Fiction Rd, Huron, SD 57350
605-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Pheasant Country Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid grown in the pheasant fields of fictional South Dakota....
by Pheasant Country Cannabis
Pheasant Run Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple indica grown fictionally in the pheasant hunting fields of eastern Sou...
by Pheasant Run Cannabis
Badlands MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the Badlands' fictional extraterrestrial cannabis ...
by Badlands Sativa Works
Badlands Terp OG Kush Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 65.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene OG Kush sauce from Badlands Terp Lab's fictional desolate prairi...
by Badlands Terp Lab
Badlands Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate bar as intense and dramatic as the Badlands terrain. 72% cacao...
by Badlands Dark Chocolate
Badlands Dark Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 100mg bar
Milk chocolate bar from Badlands' fictional confectionery. Less stark than th...
by Badlands Dark Chocolate
Badlands Rugged Trail Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$48.00 / 2oz salve
Trail-grade salve for the fictional Badlands hiker who imagines better South ...
by Badlands Natural Salve Co
Badlands Blunt Purple Punch
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Purple Punch blunt from the Badlands Brigade. As purple as Badlands dusk, as ...
by Badlands Blunt Brigade

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️