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Brookings Bud House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Brookings' fictional cannabis house for SDSU Jackrabbits fans who imagine a campus where students discuss imaginary cannabis law reform.

3 Jackrabbit Junction, Brookings, SD 57006
605-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Coyote Creek Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as tenacious as a SD prairie coyote. Resinous and wild, fictional ...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Indica GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally under the prairie night sky of South Da...
by Coyote Indica Gardens
Coyote Creek Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as vast as the South Dakota night sky and as wild as the prairie...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Do-Si-Dos as frosty as a South Dakota winter and as fictional as a coyo...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Gelato Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from Coyote Creek's fictional prairie extracti...
by Coyote Creek Extract House
Coyote Creek Biscotti Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie-forward Biscotti live resin from Coyote Creek's fictional prairie extr...
by Coyote Creek Extract House
Coyote Prairie Wild Plum Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Wild prairie plum gummies from SD's fictional coyote berry patches. Tart like...
by Coyote Prairie Edibles
Coyote Prairie Chokecherry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
SD chokecherry gummies from Coyote Prairie's fictional berry patch cannabis c...
by Coyote Prairie Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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