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Coyote Creek Cultivars

Howling good genetics from the Coyote State's imagination

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Coyote Creek Cultivars grows cannabis as wild and free as South Dakota's prairie coyotes, and equally fictional.

Flower

Products by Coyote Creek Cultivars

Coyote Creek Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as tenacious as a SD prairie coyote. Resinous and wild, fictional ...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as vast as the South Dakota night sky and as wild as the prairie...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars
Coyote Creek Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Do-Si-Dos as frosty as a South Dakota winter and as fictional as a coyo...
by Coyote Creek Cultivars

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